Hash Campout Pt II

Nice weekend for a small hash campout - rain and high humidity forced bunches of wankers to stay home and pleasure themselves in other ways. As for the approx. 14 wankers who braved the elements to cum on out and hash - there was a great trail! 10+ miles of shiggy, swamps, mud, beer , hills, more beer, creeks, animals and not a lick of pavement the whole way. 2 1/2 hours later after several beers at the start, Frees Willy and can you believe it...Dustballs were the FRB's. Seems all that Motrin and/or beer took its effect and got me back in one piece way out front. Wow!

Circle was short and a little off balance as some nameles wanker from Baltimore tried to run the circle and failed miserably (probably cuz he was so short) then the weenies came out and there was fire! and a feast amidst the mud, beer and rain. Late night, after what was the 3rd or 4th of many downpours came more beer and great hash stories, some songs and s'mores. Yummy!

Sunday afternoon found 5 semi-drowned wankers in Fredneck attempting to pull off a fatboy trail. 1 check into trail, all hell broke loose from up above and trail was officially washed out. We adjourned to the beer check, had a mini circle/wet t-shirt contest (both harrierettes won) and proceeded to kill the keg. BTW, flat Killian's tastes worse than Beast on a good day.

The On-On-On was held off at a newly christened hasher's place (Eats An Inch Then Spits) where there was a veritable feast from Domino's, the last of the keg and of course some girl on girl action with a few lucky guys getting in on it. Gotta love these married female hashers in Fredneck, should've hit this hash long before now.

On-On to Nittany Valley in August!