A New Hasher is Born

Had the chance to GM last Sunday's hash, 6 hounds plus the 2 hares showed up to battle the freezing cold weather to run trail and drink beer. Temp was 16 with a wind chill of 5...needless to say the beer was cold. Trail was good and brisk, mostly roads and fields, standard fare in these parts. At "B" a few cold beers were enjoyed before packing up and heading to the apres', On-On, circle where it was warm, etc. Yuengling and Natty Bo were the brews supplied for circle with Diet Coors as down down beer.

After a brief circle, (they just aren't in to "epic" circles here) we retired upstairs for some first rate black bean chili and beef stew, loads of Shiner Bock, Yuengling Black and Tan and several bottles of red and white wine. After a few bottles were consumed the pack started in on the latest newbie trying to name her. After much talk and more alcohol, the pack decided on a naming. Performing the naming in the closest rendition to AH3 that I could remember, we sent Just Julie away and the GM received all the info, so we called Just Julie back. Blah, blah, and by the power vested in me by "G", the pack and the beer in this bottle...henceforth and forever, you shall be known as "Swinging On It" in the Old Farts Hash House Harriers.

Swinging On It was derived from the fact that she has been known to show "swinger" tendencies and mentalities, and the fact that when calling "on", it came out as "on it". That's the official version. Unofficially, she has 6 children, looks damn hot for 50+, and states that she really enjoys sex - you figure it out