Should've bought the camera...

Unfortunately for the wanker at Best Buy who was too busy assisting others who were "just looking", I was primed and ready to buy - what I have no idea, but most likely it would have been a Nikon S6 digital camera, slim, sleek and I believe idiot-proof. That would've made his day and helped me record mine for posterity and of course posting here.

After a grueling 15-16 miler through the Catoctin mountains (eat your heart out Brownie, I've got at least 10 yrs on you), I crawled home and cracked the 1st of many beers and sat down to watch a flick that I had rented. Great idea, until I tried to un-ass myself from a chair 90 minutes later. Long story short, if you drink enough, you can move.

I missed the hash Sunday, but before y'all hang me out to dry, read on: So there I was with my boss, cruising Frederick, looking for the pool store, steadily killing a 12 pack, when we found said store, got needed supplies, found a beer store, got more needed supplies and headed back to his place to go float in his pool.

Lo and behold, his hot, younger wife had invited several of her friends and colleagues to come for an impromptu pool party. Have you ever been the only single guy surrounded by several young, good-looking, wealthy women hanging out at the pool? If so, you know what I mean, if not - shit happens, I'm living proof.

Good times were had by all. The hangover and the lobster tan were nothing compared to the permagrin this morning and the thought of, "Gee, it's gonna happen again tomorrow."

Now, if I can only get the girls to go hashing...