Liquid Dinner

Been awhile since I've had Bud Light for dinner, yeah, all the Jack disappeared as a prelude to TexMex. Been drinking for whining - whine starts here: Had to initiate an impromtu beercheck on the wayhome tonight because of lame ass, wanker f*cks who cannot drive up the road if a few snow flurries are falling, causing those of us who can drive in snowy weather to wonder which fracking K-mart gumball machines these dumbazzes got their licenses from. BTW, the snow stopped falling 5 minutes after I got home, just lucky I guess.

Is this cause enough for canonization? Or should I drink more? Duh! stooopid question

Poop!